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echo: teens-only
to: Marybeth Williams
from: Chuck Burgin
date: 1993-06-08 10:25:00
subject: Love Life

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³  ÝCB>  I always ask for it...                                      ³
³  ÝCB>  ...and sometimes because of that, I "get" it. (you'd think  ³
³  ÝCB>  I'd have learned my lesson by now)                          ³
³  Ý                                                                 ³
³MWÝ        Yep. Maybe you are not asking the "RIGHT" questions.     ³
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    You could be right.  My questions always did lean a little towards
    the left and I think that's the reason why I continue to "get" it.
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³  ÝCB>  He must be a pretty big guy to be able to cram all that     ³
³  ÝCB>  inside one personality.  Still, you didn't mention whether  ³
³  ÝCB>  or not he drinks Becks. (THAT is the true measure of a man) ³
³  Ý                                                                 ³
³MWÝ        Nope. He is not that big. He weighs like 150-160lbs.     ³
³MWÝHmmm... I do not know if he does or not. I'd have to guess       ³
³MWÝprobably not.                                                    ³
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    Well if you're not sure then try this...
 1> Get yourself a bathroom scale
 2> Stand on the scale
 3> note your weight
 4> while standing on the scale pick up your boyfriend
 5> note the increase in weight
 6> put down your boyfriend (unless you like carrying him around)
 7> then subtract your weight from the weight of the two of you on the
    scale
   This should give you the true weight of your boyfriend.  I know
   it's more difficult than just having him stand on the scale by
   himself but, trust me, my way is more fun. (unless you have a bad
   back then it can be very painful)
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³  ÝCB>  After all that?  I doubt it.                                ³
³  Ý                                                                 ³
³MWÝ        Aha! I just knew that you would say something like that. ³
³MWÝhehe Chuck in action! >                               ³
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    Yep, that's me, a man in action.  Now excuse me while I jog on
    over to the fridge for a beer and some cracker barrel cheese
    before taking long hard journey to the hammock.  (this
    power-lounging is tough!)
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