From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Aardvarkians!! 
Date & Time: 02/24/91 13:31:18
Message Number 12679

>...donate $1,000 as a research grant to JonBoy and the Way of the
>Aardvark Foundation.
 
Hey! The Way of the Aardvark, as all /true/ disciples know, is the
way to spiritual enlightenment, not financial gain! You shall be
condemned to a world without Mountain Dew if you continue this false
teaching, you know...