From: DRAGONFLY           
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Freakish fears 
Date & Time: 02/21/91 22:20:57
Message Number 12447

Twinkies are bad for you? Twinkies are bad for you? Hmph. Somewhere
near an ant pile, put a bit of the cafeteria's mystery meat, and a
bit of the Twinkie filling, and see which one the ants run towards.
See? Even they know how good it is for you!
    
   Twinkies have lots of preservatives. Just think: you can stay your
current age as long as you want!  Also, Twinkies make a wonderful
metaphor for life: you have to dive in, and get to the heart of things
before you can really enjoy it. Also like life, it's meant for big 
bites.
   Twinkies make the almost perfect post-nuclear holocaust (sp?) food:
they will last for hundreds of years. (At least the fillings...)
  What more could you ask for? Besides, they contain one of the Four 
Basic College Food Groups: Sugar. (The other three are, of course,
caffeine, pizza, and alcohol.)
                   /Dragonfly/