DS>Hey there now, spanky, that's not a very nice thing to say. One thing
DS>I'm curious is how well do your modems work out in that trailor park
DS>you're living in. I can just picture your family now. Mommy's standing
DS>near the kitchen with a flannel shirt and a hair-net on. The ironing
DS>board is setup and she keeps bumping it with her pregnant belly. Daddy's
DS>sitting on a dirty, old chair in front of the tv wearing boxers and a
DS>sweat-stained tank-top undershirt with a big ol cigar hangin out of his
DS>mouth and a warm beer in his hand. Sister Mary-Jane is wearing too-short
DS>shorts and sitting on daddy's lap. There's a knock on the trailor
DS>door..uh oh..it's the park manager coming to evict you again. See what
DS>happens when daddy spends all his money on alcohol? Now why don't you go
DS>back in your room because I think I hear daddy getting angry again. You
DS>know what happens then. He'll take off his belt and beat you with it
DS>before taking you out back to the shed and having his way with you. I'm
DS>sorry that you're not happy..maybe it's all the tornados hitting your
DS>park..who knows. Maybe one day I'll visit you at the Kwiki-Mart you'll
DS>be working at for the next forty years.
DS>By the way, anyone know if the blood lance is a good ninja weapon? :)
hahaha, that was funny :)  Actually i dont think even kwiki-mart will
hire him, they want someone who knows how to use a register.
Blood lance is good weapon and its extra damage is nasty. go for it,
alternate between a bsing weapon and it.
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