From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: ALL                 
Subject: MY CAR!!!      
Date & Time: 02/17/91 23:24:37
Message Number 12291

Let it be written...on this date, 17 February, 1991, that the 72 Dodge
Charger, with 440 and 4 barrel carb, successful SMOKED a 1987 or later
Mustang GT 5.0 in a most RIGHTEOUS fashion.
 
More...more...I want MORE HORSEPOWER!  Hehehehe.  TIme for a new 
rear end with a better differential.  Then, then! A SIX PACK!!!  With...
with...an AIR GRABBER SCOOP!  YEAH!  YEAH!
 
But seriously, tonight the fruition of over a years labor on my Charger
produced a conclusive defeat of a black convertible 87 or later Mustang!
The light changed, and that Mustang was behind me, and then, in the 
rearview!  And I know that he was racing, because his tires barked off
the line.  But it was over within seconds.  Glorius!