From: TURTLE              
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: INTRO SCREEN   
Date & Time: 01/30/91 11:03:27
Message Number 11670

Well, you see, it's like this. The **OFFICIAL** hours are 9pm to 5am;
while we're usually up in the downtime, we aren't always...and in fact
we're sometimes down in the uptime. Is simple, yesno?
 
Sadly, tragically, unfortunately, I am now working not one but /two/
shit jobs...