From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: So tell me...  
Date & Time: 01/15/91 18:03:01
Message Number 11201

>...who here is up on his Arabic?
 
Well, other than being 25% Arabic, I wouldn't know diddly about Abdul.
 
>...ya all ready to tell the nice draft board why you don't wanna go?
 
Well, I'm kinda pissed that I can't get off for stuttering.  I mean
it /is/ a handicap, it's a pain in the ass, and I don't get diddly for
it.  We had a discussion about how to get out of the war, and the best
bet was going to visit one of Ken's friends in Barbados.
 
SIGH....