From: DRAGONFLY           
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Various        
Date & Time: 01/08/91 21:17:29
Message Number 11126

Simple. Serve the best wind to anyone who enters this board properly.
And ask that the Aardvark of Happiness drool on anyone who doesn't.
    
   "For narrow is the gate, and many shall try to climb in other ways,
over the roof, through the floor, and yea through time-travel. But my
aardvarklings shall not follow these false leaders, as they have a
hard time following me. And yea, though the night be dark, and the
storms rage over the whole of the earth, and though there be
stumbling blocks in the One True Way, and though there be ferrets,
the One True Way shall descend upon mankind, causing some to swoon,
some to swim, and some to drop their breakfast cereals. And each shall
follow their Way of the Aardvark, snuffling away from the Dark and the
Light, away from the Blue, Green, and Yellow, and toward the One True
Shade of Grey that exists within this world. Thus speaketh the
Dragonfly."
           - From the Seventeenth Book of the Aardvark (third edition)