From: TURTLE              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: words of wisdom
Date & Time: 01/03/91 00:01:14
Message Number 11062

Well, actually, I'm referring to an article about "how clean to
keep your house and clothing" in an issue of the Watchtower. It's
really fascinating stuff--seems a proper Christian washes his hands
exactly three times a day, excluding special circumstances (changing
the oil in his car, presumably, which the Bible tells us must be
done religiously every 6,000 miles). More than that is a sign of
vanity. The article also explains how much proper Christians ought
to spend on their wardrobe, how often proper Christians will wash their
car, and other profound stuff. (I have another issue that explains
why a proper Christian must never, ever watch a movie that has an
"R" rating. That more than anything else has convinced me that the
organization behind the Jehovah's Witnesses is more interested in
control than in moral purity...surely, from a moral standpoint, every
movie ought to be rated on its own merit. There are some R-rated movies
which attempt to make a moral point, and PG movies that'd curl the
toes of these people...)
 
We must seek God, and we must hail him! Seek! Hail! Seek! Hail!
Sieg Heil!