From: DIRTY WRAT          
To: RUFUS               
Subject: smurfs         
Date & Time: 01/02/91 01:57:57
Message Number 11050

I am not a smurf-lover.
 
I say this because it is important to what I am about to say.  There has
been growing anti-smurf sentiments as of late, a fact particularly 
disturbing to those of us who, unlike you and your Ardvarkian cult,
do not fit into the norms of society.  I stand on a moral position of 
tolerance of others who are different, unique... blue.  I stand, 
therefore, for SMURF RIGHTS.
 
                                  DW
p.s.  sentiments should be sentiment... never mind the grammar - it's 
the message that counts.