From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: words of wisdom
Date & Time: 12/30/90 16:21:59
Message Number 11019

Hey, like, welcome back...and I'm glad to see your sense of humor
is still intact.
 
Speaking of which, I was awakened this morning by a pair of Jehovah's
Witlesses who came by at a Godawful early time, so I had 'em for
breakfast...yum yum. Delicious, nutritious, and soo wholesome. It's
kind of too bad they have to interpret **everything** they see in terms
of their religious beliefs.