From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: RufusCon       
Date & Time: 12/26/90 00:47:56
Message Number 10973

>Official God-Like Figure of Awe and Admiration: Rufus
 
Thanks...
 
>Official Object of Harassment: Rufus
 
Well, harassment is next to godliness, right?  Or is that cleanliness?
Speaking of that, some Witness' o' Jehovah gave me a book on how clean
to keep my car, bathroom, and house.  Too clean and your showing vain,
not clean enough and your a bad model for other would be JWs.
 
And if I may add:
Official Non-Alcoholic Drink: Mountain Dew
Official Religion: The Way of the Aardvark