From: BEATLE              
To: ALL                 
Subject: RufusCon story 
Date & Time: 12/19/90 06:56:37
Message Number 10942

Okay, brace yourselves. You won't believe this one.
 
  A person, who shall remain nameless to save much embarrassment, was 
going to come to RufusCon. He asked me for directions. I told him to go 
to Sarasota on New 301, and drive until he came to Shadowood Appartment
just before the Super America. Anyway, the FIRST mistake he made was 
deciding to WALK. He wanted to make a journey fro part of Bradenton to 
part of Sarasota. The second mistake he made was walking NORTH, since he
had no sense of direction. A usual deterrant for those wanting to go 
south, he interpreted DOWNtown Bradenton as being south. He walked right
over another clue, THE GREEN BRIDGE. Now being in Palmetto, he realized 
he was in the wrong place and spent all of his money getting a cab ride 
home after WALKING 30 miles IN THE WRONG DIRECTION...