From: P.WHIPPED           
To: ALL                 
Subject: The Fuzz       
Date & Time: 12/17/90 16:29:48
Message Number 10927

Yes kiddies it's just in time for the holidays, SPEEDWATCH.  
The massive amount of brain power in charge of the police forces 
between Tampa and Fort Myers has decided that since the holiday
season is the busiest for robbers due to the extra amount of 
goodies in peoples homes, they are spending more time and money in
order to try to catch speeders.  Yes be on lookout for the next month 
for anal retentive police officers looking to spread fifty dollars of
holiday cheer for anyone who cares to exceed the speed limit.  So 
this holiday season rest assured that while someone may be breaking 
into your home, they will show up as soon as they meet their new
quotas.
                                     Happy holidays 
                                     P.Whipped