From: DIRTY WRAT          
To: RUFUS               
Subject: black heads    
Date & Time: 12/02/90 13:43:59
Message Number 10744

Good, now that I have your ATTENTION.
..
Good morning Rufus, this is your commander, General Halkjher, now
that you are under my powers, I command that you obey my every wish.
My first wish, which has NOTHING whatsoever to do with a Bud Dry 
commercial, is that you stop asking why, and do whatever Evan does.
(sort of like Simon says, but not really).  Then, I want you to count
to ten, pop as many zits as you can and give the juice to the very nice
man who is planning, nay, in fact waiting to sell you drugs.
                             Good day.
                   Dirty Wrat
P.S.  Howya doin' Ruf?