From: TURTLE              
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: NOSEDIVE!      
Date & Time: 12/02/90 03:17:21
Message Number 10740

>"Marriage is a mistake every man should make." - George Jessel
 
"A man is not done until he's married, and then he is finished."
"Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence."
"Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private
 intention."
"Marriage is predicated on the theory that if a man finds a brand of
 beer exactly to his taste, he should immediately quit his job and go
 to work for the brewery."
"Marriage is a grand institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
"Once you say 'I Do,' you never do again."
 
Thpth! I blow my nose in your general direction, you son of a silly
person!