From: BEATLE              
To: ALL                 
Subject: Funny, no?     
Date & Time: 12/01/90 23:30:15
Message Number 10715

 
  Q: Who invented our foreign policy for the Middle East?
  A: A school of grouper.
 
  Q: What is going on over there right now that is so important as to 
require the presence of both Dan Rather AND Ted Koppel?
  A: They are having a crisis.
 
  Q: They are ALWAYS having a crisis over there.
  A: Yes, but this one is more serious, becuase we are sending U.S. 
troops.
 
              -- From a Dave Barry column dated some two or three months
                 ago.