From: THUMPER 1           
To: ALL                 
Subject: Everything     
Date & Time: 11/20/90 22:21:08
Message Number 10564

In my attempts to out manuever BBS "Board"em I have posted some rather
odd things, and now in that spirit,  I have come upon a new topic of 
discussion: Women.
  Not in the physical sence, but the mental.  Why the hell are they so 
confusing?  In an attempt to understand them better, I'd like every one 
to post something that they find odd, interesting, or unusual about some
female that they know.(MOM is not included!)
  
      I work retail, selling piano's and organs. Why is it that women 
will enter the store.  Ask about a piano, have you demonstrate every one
in the store, make requests,(I don't know any Barry Manilow lady!) ask 
for the price, take out her checkbook, (YEAH!!!!!) then notice some girl
walk by in a sweater and say. "I wish I could wear that color..." then 
get up to ask where she found her (The girls) shoes then disappear for
ever! WHY WHY WHY WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!