From: RUFUS               
To: BURNEY              
Subject: Altr/Rlty      
Date & Time: 10/11/90 22:40:05
Message Number  9528

> 4. How scientists now say coregular coffee is now good for you
>and decaf is bad.
 
Baah...all coffee is bad for you, and bad for the endangered coffee
plant.  Having all those offspring (read:beans) yanked away everyday
is an emotional scar, which causes plant depression and suicide.
 
  ...people don't understand animals.  Carnivore and damned proud.