From: TURTLE              
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: Barb's         
Date & Time: 09/30/90 16:49:03
Message Number  9382

If you take a person's shoe size and divide it by the caliber of a
bullet fired at him, you'll get the distance (in centimeters) that
person can move before being hit. Similarly, if you take a person's
intelligenc and divide it by his blood count, you'll get the "Blood
IQ level," which is the liklihood that that person will refuse to do
something that will make him bleed...