From: RUFUS               
To: KEN SABLE           
Subject: Computer Values
Date & Time: 07/29/90 10:22:39
Message Number  9348

>I really didn't mean to get you pissed about saying you should rub Opus
 
The rubbing of anthropomorphic penguins is illegal in 23 states!
 
>I'll try not to get you pissed off in the near future, since you are a
>good friend and I don't want friends mad at me ...
 
I'm cutting that out and sticking it in my wallet.  Hell, maybe Ann
Landers should use it as a gem of the day.