From: THRUD               
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: German         
Date & Time: 07/23/90 05:43:32
Message Number  9144

Madchen, ich mocht eine groBe weiss bier bitte, und viellict sie kann
schlaufen mit mir? 
  I traveled around Europe quite a bit when I was stationed in Germany,
and found that three important words are almost the same in most 
languages - so I always got by.
    beer, bier, biere, bira - always got something to drink
    special, especiale, specis - always got something to eat
    toilet, toiletten, toilita - disposed of the beer and special