From: DIONYSUS            
To: ALL                 
Subject: Advertisement  
Date & Time: 09/17/90 23:39:30
Message Number  8973

Ever troubled by clogged bodily passageways?  Ever wish that you could
breathe through your nose or go to the bathroom in under twenty minutes?
Are you arfaid that your attempts are in vain?  Well not to worry - now
there's Alka-Seltzer Nasal Pellets for your sinus needs.  Just pop two
tablets, drink some milk real fast, and feel them go to work right at 
the source of the problem.  Also, for your constipation needs, try the
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