From: CHIP P. UNICORN     
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: Animalism!     
Date & Time: 09/05/90 19:21:19
Message Number  8574

>Maybe we should make high grades illegal or something, then kids might
>get them just to be "cool" or something... 
     
    I can imagine the psychology now.
    
    Mother: Didn't we bring you up right? What did we do wrong?
    Father: It's not as if we ask for much.
    Mother: And don't you love us?
    Child:  Well, yes but --
    Mother:  Then act like it! Show us some respect.
    Father: It's not just the report card.
    Mother: Although that could use some help...
    Father: I'm glad to see you at least made a 'C' in history.
    Mother: But four A's and two B's?!?
    Child: Well, I guess...
    Father: But what really gets me is your rebellion.
    Mother: Acting nice to your sister! Cleaning up after yourself!
            Why when I was a child, I tied my sister to the hot water
            heater at least once a month!
    Father: Calm down. Now, Jeder, it's not the music you listen to.
    Mother: Those hideous groups! With such strange names and
            instruments! Bach! Tschicovsky! John Cage!
    Father: Well, you know you could listen to something a bit more,
            ummm... modern.
    Child:  But I don't like...
    Mother: You don't like?!? You don't like?!? That's just like you!
            All you think about is yourself! You never think of others!
     
    
                      Chip P. Unicorn