From: KEN OBER            
To: ALL                 
Subject: Problem...     
Date & Time: 08/05/90 06:48:12
Message Number  7244

Of the messages on this system...
 
70% .... "I hate gays!  They are sick!"
         "No they aren't, just different!"
         "Hey, everyone is gay once .... It's normal!"
         "Bash Gays!"
 
10% .... "I have a friend, his name is ...."
         "You are the most inconherent person on this BBS!"
 
10% .... "I have a MusH-DOS machine, and I have a problem..."
         "Well, I'd say the reason it keeps exploding is...."
 
10% .... "God is ..........."
 
Can we all say BBBBBBBOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG?
 
I knew we could .... for the past month or so, this BBS has been the
same old stuff going nowhere .... Kinda' like Beyond Chaos, except
the arguements are (A) Civilized, and (B) More intelligent....
 
C'Mon people!  LET'S GET A MOVE-ON!  
 
We will never decide....
 
If homosexuality is (A) Normal, (B) Stange, or (C) A sickness
If God is (A) Real, (B) Fake, or (C) really George Burns
If Mike Greenwald is (A) Ill, (B) Normal, or (C) God
If MusH-DOS Machines (A) Work, (B) Don't Work, or (C) are Homosexual
If Rufus will (A) Explode, (B) Get arrested, or (C) Pop-Off
If this BBS will (A) Move on, (B) Stay here, (C) Send back lovley 
   color photos that prove life really /does/ exist on Mars, but
   consists of people who just argue about things that will never be
   worked out all day long, and therefore are fairly useless until
   they decide that their arguements are futile, and they should move
   on with their lives....
 
-- This has been a piblic service announcement from the Ken Ober Society
   of People Who Really Don't Give a Hoot if Homosexuality is Normal or
   Not, and Would Really Rather Have Everyone Start a New Subject....
 
"Byte Stick .... Byte Stick .... Byte Stick!"
 
Opps!  I can't do that here, I guess, but it was worth a try....
 
That's the news, and I'm outta' here.....