From: MMA                 
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: jokes          
Date & Time: 06/25/90 11:12:49
Message Number  6054

I liked the one about santa! I've seen the others before,they're good 
too.
 
What's more amazing than Moby's dick?
Lucille's balls
 
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
so they don't whistle on the way down!
 
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet,eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,who sat down beside her and said:
"WHAT'S IN THE BOWL B*TCH?!"
 
What do you call a designer condom?
Sergio Prevente'
 
Did you hear about the new car for teenagers?
It's called the C. Everet Coupe Deville. There are no back seats.
 
MMA