From: SNAKEBYTE           
To: MMA                 
Subject: jokes          
Date & Time: 06/25/90 00:05:38
Message Number  6040

.....(cont. from page 1)
  
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
      He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.
  
Why do women have legs?
      So they don't leave a trail like a slug when they walk.
  
What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and
a truck load of dead babies?
      You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.
   
....welp, you tell ME if you think you offended me.....
     (hope I didn't offend you.......haha)