From: MMA                 
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: jokes          
Date & Time: 06/23/90 01:57:55
Message Number  6013

Here are a few jokes that I just downloaded from A.U.B.
 
What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
 Kermit's undivided attention.
 
What has 30,000 fee,and still can't walk?
Jerry's kids
 
How many polacks does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
20. 1 to mix the batter and 19 to peel the M&Ms.
 
Here's a poem to tell your ex-girlfriend (I know you're married,but I 
hope you like it anyway.)
Roses are red
the night is black
Why is your chest as flat as your back.
 
Not knowing what you like,I hope that these don't offend you.
 
M
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