From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: New additions  
Date & Time: 11/20/89 02:54:27
Message Number   349

Hmm...Gazelle...Dittell...Gazelle...naah. Anyway, yes, it's true
(*gasp*); aLTER rEALITY has gone (*sob!*) normal. I'll be putting
the Lotus 1-2-3 discussion areas and the MS-DOS download directories
(filled with all the latest archiving programs: ARC, LHARC, PKARC,
PKPAK, PKZIP, PKCHOKE, PKPUKE, and PKDIE) in the next few days or so.
In fact, I might even spell this board's name in a conventional fashion
soon, register for the Republican party, and buy a Ford Tempo in the
near future.
                              --A reformed Turtle