OO>B > Well, I was the one who wrote it for him, so it *IS* mine!
OO>So, if you wrote jokes for Howie Mandel, what are you doing working
OO>convenience store? Answer THAT!
B > Well, you see, (please don't say anything, because I'm not
B >supposed to say anything) a few years ago, I was a witness to a murder,
B >and to make a long story short, I've been put into the witness
B >protection program. They couldn't find me a new identity as a joke
B >writer, so the closest thing they could come up with was a retail job.
B >:::SIGH::: It was so much more fun as a joke writer....
That's the best they could do? Pretty scary...
John
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