OO>OO>OO>Two guys walk into a bar. Which was pretty stupid since the seco
OO>OO>OO>the first one hit it.
OO>OO>B > GROAN!!! Besides, that's *MY* joke!!
OO>OO>Is not. I stole it fair and square from Howie Mandel. :PPP
OO>B > Well, I was the one who wrote it for him, so it *IS* mine! HA!
OO>So, if you wrote jokes for Howie Mandel, what are you doing working in a
OO>convenience store? Answer THAT!
Well, you see, (please don't say anything, because I'm not
supposed to say anything) a few years ago, I was a witness to a murder,
and to make a long story short, I've been put into the witness
protection program. They couldn't find me a new identity as a joke
writer, so the closest thing they could come up with was a retail job.
:::SIGH::: It was so much more fun as a joke writer....
Happy Hugs!!
Brook
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