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echo: majornet.chatter
to: ML:WURLITZER@ALS
from: ML:LaLa@ILU
date: 2097-07-20 17:09:00
subject: Road Kill Cafe

WU>I just saw this in the Humor forum.   I thought everyone here might
WU>enjoy it... or not!!!    heheheh
WU>Wurly.
WU>Ä Area: Humor ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
WU>  Msg#: 23324                                        Date: 06-05-97  14:05
WU>  From: Ml:panama@dkm                                Read: Yes    Replied: N
WU>    To: ** All **                                    Mark:
WU>  Subj: Road-Kill Cafe
WU>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
WU>              ************************
WU>              **   ROADKILL  CAFE   **
WU>              ************************
WU>       YOU  KILL  IT..............WE  GRILL  IT!
WU>                Meals  Under  Wheels
WU>        Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals
WU>  ---------------------------------------------------------
WU>                         MENU
WU> Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!
WU>                     ENTREES
WU> Center Line Bovine............................4.95
WU>  Tastes real good, straight from the hood.
WU> The Chicken...................................3.95
WU>  That didn't cross the road.
WU> Flat Cat......................................2.95
WU>  Served as a single...or in a stack.
WU>      A TASTE OF  THE  WILD  SIDE
WU>         (Still in the Hide)
WU> Chunk of Skunk..................................1.95
WU> Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
WU> Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
WU> Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
WU> Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
WU> Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
WU> Rigor Mortis Tortoise..........................6.75
WU>                    Bag N Gag
WU>        Our daily take-out lunch special
WU>            - Anything Dead in Bread -
WU>    YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!
WU> Slab of Lab....................................2.95
WU> Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
WU> Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
WU> Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
WU> Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
WU> Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
WU> Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
WU> German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
WU> Round of Hound.................................4.25
WU>               GUESS  THAT  MESS
WU>              A Daily Special Treat
WU>           If you can guess what it is....
WU>               YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!
WU>             LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
WU> Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
WU> Smear of Deer..................................4.95
WU> Awesome Possum.................................1.95
WU> Cheap Sheep....................................0.43
WU>          Served fresh each night after dark.
WU>          WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK
WU> Snake Shake....................................1.25
WU> Vanilla Armadilla..............................1.25
WU>   (strained or unstrained)
WU> Armadillo Sarsaparillo...........................1.25
WU>     TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESE GREAT DESERTS
WU> Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
WU> Road Toad a la Mode............................1.65
WU>  (chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
WU> Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25
WU>-!-
WU> ž OLX 2.1 TD ž Ah to be young again
WU>-!-
WU>Sent via MailLink, 05-JUN-97, 03:06:42, from:
WU>(DKM)Dragon Keep * Home of Game Net ][ - (904) 375-3500 * dkeep.com
WU>Gainesville, FL  Gator Country USA
WU>___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
WU>---
WU>Sent via MailLink, 07-JUN-97, 15:52:04, from:
WU>(ALS)alias.flash.net - 209.30.2.93
WU>Fort Worth, TX
wtf.  that shits soo fuckin old.  you'
you're not very fuckjin' funny.  fuckin' dork.
jesus.  i hate stupid niggers like you.
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