WU>I just saw this in the Humor forum. I thought everyone here might
WU>enjoy it... or not!!! heheheh
WU>Wurly.
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WU> Msg#: 23324 Date: 06-05-97 14:05
WU> From: Ml:panama@dkm Read: Yes Replied: N
WU> To: ** All ** Mark:
WU> Subj: Road-Kill Cafe
WU>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
WU> ************************
WU> ** ROADKILL CAFE **
WU> ************************
WU> YOU KILL IT..............WE GRILL IT!
WU> Meals Under Wheels
WU> Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals
WU> ---------------------------------------------------------
WU> MENU
WU> Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!
WU> ENTREES
WU> Center Line Bovine............................4.95
WU> Tastes real good, straight from the hood.
WU> The Chicken...................................3.95
WU> That didn't cross the road.
WU> Flat Cat......................................2.95
WU> Served as a single...or in a stack.
WU> A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
WU> (Still in the Hide)
WU> Chunk of Skunk..................................1.95
WU> Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
WU> Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
WU> Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
WU> Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
WU> Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
WU> Rigor Mortis Tortoise..........................6.75
WU> Bag N Gag
WU> Our daily take-out lunch special
WU> - Anything Dead in Bread -
WU> YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!
WU> Slab of Lab....................................2.95
WU> Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
WU> Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
WU> Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
WU> Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
WU> Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
WU> Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
WU> German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
WU> Round of Hound.................................4.25
WU> GUESS THAT MESS
WU> A Daily Special Treat
WU> If you can guess what it is....
WU> YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!
WU> LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
WU> Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
WU> Smear of Deer..................................4.95
WU> Awesome Possum.................................1.95
WU> Cheap Sheep....................................0.43
WU> Served fresh each night after dark.
WU> WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK
WU> Snake Shake....................................1.25
WU> Vanilla Armadilla..............................1.25
WU> (strained or unstrained)
WU> Armadillo Sarsaparillo...........................1.25
WU> TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESE GREAT DESERTS
WU> Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
WU> Road Toad a la Mode............................1.65
WU> (chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
WU> Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25
WU>-!-
WU> ž OLX 2.1 TD ž Ah to be young again
WU>-!-
WU>Sent via MailLink, 05-JUN-97, 03:06:42, from:
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WU>Sent via MailLink, 07-JUN-97, 15:52:04, from:
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WU>Fort Worth, TX
wtf. that shits soo fuckin old. you'
you're not very fuckjin' funny. fuckin' dork.
jesus. i hate stupid niggers like you.
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