From: RUFUS               
To: ALL                 
Subject: Religion       
Date & Time: 05/28/91 17:50:28
Message Number 17167

The following was found one day in the old video production room at my
school.  I'm wondering if it was written by someone in school or if
anyone had seen it before.  Anyways, it's a good read:
 
Philosophy of the World's Religions
Taosim: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Busshism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to somebody else.
Catholicism: If shit happened, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?