From: SAAVIK              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: 100 years old  
Date & Time: 05/19/91 09:52:08
Message Number 16895

I had a box of Twinkies here for my kids once.... but the ants got into 
them, so I tried to feed them to the dogs.... they took one sniff and 
backed away like it was poison...... hmmm, maybe they read the page long
ingrediant label.......