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echo: alterreality
to: SNAKEBYTE
from: DRAGONFLY
date: 1991-05-15 07:08:06
subject: hung up on GOD?

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SNAKEBYTE           
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 05/15/91 07:08:06
Message Number 16844

>My pet weasel told me to get closer to God by climbing a tree, cutting
>off the soles of my shoes and learning to play the flute.  Hasn't
>worked yet but I keep trying.
     
   It hasn't worked yet?   Hmmm.... what tunes are you playing on the
flute?  And did you bring your weasel along for the experience?  The
experience works much better if you bring an Aardvark along, but it
should give you a sampling of God in Her glory.
                        //Dragonfly//

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