From: TURTLE              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: 100 years old  
Date & Time: 05/09/91 21:28:08
Message Number 16693

>ThFig Newton was 100 years old today.
 
Whose Fig Newton? Lord knows I've found some stuff in the fridge that's
going on a couple of decades, but damn, I ain't never found anything
that's /that/ old...