From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Relationships  
Date & Time: 05/04/91 00:20:52
Message Number 16480

>Because a relationship is supposed to be something special...something
>unique! How can you have two similar things which are unique?
 
That's an easy one. You cannot possibly love two different people in the
same way, even if you express your love to both of these people
sexually.
 
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