From: TURTLE              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: oK             
Date & Time: 05/03/91 23:21:58
Message Number 16466

>WE GOT A CAR!!!!
 
We got a loaf. We got a big, ugly not-so-mini van that steers like
a cow and has a blind spot you could hide a camel caravan in. We got
a wallowing, clumsy, slow monmstrosity of a self-propelled vehicle
that has all the grace and speed of your average oxcart without any
of the convenience. We got a nightmare.
 
...but hey, it was fun!