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echo: alterreality
to: SAAVIK
from: TURTLE
date: 1991-04-28 02:24:41
subject: Babies & You

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Babies & You   
Date & Time: 04/28/91 02:24:41
Message Number 16219

>One day when you are old and gray, one of my children will stomp on
>you!!!!!!!
 
Turtles don't get old and gray...they just get more irritable. Besides,
if your children try to stomp on me I'll simply be forced to buy their
housing complex and evict 'em. Figure I oughta be able to turn the
money other people are busy spending to raise their kids into some
serious leverage by the time your children are large enough to come
a-stompin'.

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