From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: T.V. evangelist
Date & Time: 04/27/91 17:00:17
Message Number 16170

"Preacher talkin' on the TV
 Puttin' down rock'n'roll.
 Wants me to send a donation
 Cause he
 Cause he's worried about my soul.
 
 Says, "Jesus walked on the water."
 "And I believe it's true."
 I just believe that preacher'd
 Like to do a little walkin', too."
 
Originally a fairly good country song before ruined by a bunch of long-
hyar no-talent heavy metal hippies copying it!