From: TURTLE              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: fruits         
Date & Time: 04/26/91 23:16:15
Message Number 16117

>...after all there are fruits that would be more upsetting to have as
>a namesake.
 
Like kumquat, say, or tangelo? Or, moving out of the relm of fruits and
into the domain of food items in general, there's always "meatloaf"
or "lima bean" or "toast"...and if we move out of food objects, we
can have people named "sprocket," "fork," "backgammon," or "clock."