From: DRAGONFLY           
To: ALL                 
Subject: *Advertisement*
Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:01:08
Message Number 16041


    

   
Narrator: Johnny has a few social problems.
    

    
Jock: Well?
Nerd:  Oh, here, sir!  Here, sir! 
Jock: Good. You might not get beat up... this hour.
     

    
Nerd: Bertha, would you... I mean... 
Bertha : IT TOUCHED ME!
     

     
Narrator: But, then Johnny discovered the False Prophet's Church of the
          Armadillo.
    

     
Narrator: And the next day at school, Johnny discovered a change.
    

     

Cheerleader:  Let me be your sex slave.
    

    
Jock : Here's all the money I ever took from you...  And here's some more, just to be safe...
                 Just don't sick the Aardvark on me!
   
Narrator: What happened to Johnny can happen to you.  Join the False
          Prophet's Church of the Armadillo.  We're the only church that
          promises: Return the unused portion of your salvation, and
          we'll return the unused portion of your money!