From: TURTLE              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:40:19
Message Number 15844

>...this year's "Rediculous [sic] ad' award...
 
You know, about five years ago a toy company whose name I forget intro-
duced a new toy just in time for Christmas that has carved itself a
legendary niche in the annals of Incredibly Bad Products. It was a toy
gun that shoots candy pellets; to get the candy, you put the barrel in
your mouth and pull the trigger.
 
I am NOT making this up.
 
It was recalled in record time.