From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DIRTY WRAT          
Subject: Cat smell      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:59:52
Message Number 15710

DW>Reasonably clean my arse.
 
Perhaps he should have said, "compariatively immaculate"; when comparing
a cat with a dog, the cat will invariably come out smelling like a rose.
 
And yes, perhaps you should resonably clean your arse.