From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Cat smell      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:23:39
Message Number 15701

>You need to talk to Rufus about his relative's Dacshund.
 
Yes, those friendly animals bred for hunting are the most skiddish
animals on the face of the earth.
 
...but at least you can aim it.  And if it does pee on you, at most, 
it'll get your ankle (and those are the really bid dachshunds.