From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: Guarantee      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:13:24
Message Number 15584

The Italian Church of the Double Cross? That has got to stand as one
of the single funniest things in living memory. I oughta get some
business cards printed up for it...heh heh heh.
 
Say, have you ever read 'The Book of the Sub-Genius'? Talk about your
obscure religion...everyone follows a middle-aged 50's door-to-door
salesman named J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.