From: THUMPER ONE         
To: ALL                 
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:58:31
Message Number 15572

  I haven't done this in sooo Long, I thought I'd just try to do it 
again to see if I'm still in practice...
 
                  NEW! NOW AVAILABLE FROM 
                STOMP BUNNIES INTERNATIONAL
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          The Amazing Feline Gender Generator!!!
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     You say "Kitty" is to Moody? Maybe we should have her "Fixed"?
  "Tom" getting on your nerves with that Spraying of the Shag Carpet?
              Well Kiss that Ol' "Fixed" Idea Goodbye!
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                   "Impossible!"
                          "Immoral!"
                 "You're A Sick Pup! $^%@^#"
      Well its totally Painless, Clean And Won't Irritate your Sinuses!
                Contents of your Kinky Kitty Gender Jumbler:
                 Kitty Stirrups
                 Kitty Kuffs
                 Kat Nip (This is Important) And Tuck
                 A 12'X15' Operating Tarp
                 Wet/Dry Shop Vac
                 Spackling Paste
                 Nair
                 The Gender Generator Itself,
                 A 8"X11" Glossy of Steve Martin-
                      -In his Famed Dental Gear.
         All this and More For the Easy price of $69.95!!!
   Who could ask for more??? And Remember...
             If your Kitty's Being Bad,
                      Dont Beat it's Butt,
                Tear out a Gonad.
                        
                     Also Available from Stomp Bunnies Int.
   
   Home Apendectomy Tool----The Kitchen Rectal Cauterizer,
      And Our Best Seller, Happy Hamster Nasal Reamer.
 
                 "Carve with the Best"
                      "Malpractice like the rest..."