From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Dillos         
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:44:50
Message Number 15571

 DF> The ability to spew illogical nonsense at any moment,
 
      So Perhaps the Shining Path could be rendered in a rear-to-bottom
area of any Non-Yuppish Lifeforms Cranial Void? SNARF!
 
      Lo! There was Nothing, only the endless Expanse of Tofu-Void. When
the Perfect void was Corrupted by the Expansion of Armored Quadropeds.
Each being of sound body, and commanding an intensly gnarly Id, the 
Ethereal spirits of 'Dillo realized a collective Mind.
      And So began the Endless quest for total, yet subtle dominion over
all Living Beings in an Obscure, yet nifty Plane of Existence.
   
        ...and so, the next time you see an Armadillo in the road, do
not attempt to hit it with your VW Rabbit,( Even if it's mind would once
again become one with the Quasi-Id of 'Dillo) But rather, Stop, and 
Allow it to continue on it's way. Then you may count yourself among the
Blessed.