From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Cats Flying    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 21:11:17
Message Number 15566

>If you hang Fishing Weights from their Collars you can get Truly
>AMAZING Velocity out of a feline.
      
   Amazingly fun things to do with cats:
      1. Teach it to surf.
      2. Feed your baby sister to one. (Thanks, Max!)
      3. Tie tails together. Bet on tug-o-war.
      4. Put it on a leash.
      5. Try to teach to roll over, or play dead.
      6. Put cat-nip in a pit bull's collar.
   
   I mean, what can be done with cats? They sleep, they eat, and they
take the best seat in the house.  Sheesh.
               A dog-loving //Dragonfly//