From: THUMPER ONE         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Cats Flying    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:57:57
Message Number 15482

R> ...the frisky ones that bounce off the walls at high speeds...
   If you hang Fishing Weights from their Collars you can get Truly
AMAZING Velocity out of a feline. Just think of it as a hammer throw.
   "Woosh wooosh wooosh wooosh woooooooo*FLING!!!"
   " Zoooooooom! Ptang ROWR! Ptang ROWR! Sptang Rowr! "
   "SchwaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAACK!!! Thud. (Time to visit the Humane Society
again)"